Half a Cheeseburger:
Tiny Elvis chases you out of his yard with his Chesterfield, cursing you for bringing me just a half a burger
of quality. Tiny Elvis on a rampage look out!
Tiny e fires off a couple rounds with his golden revolver at the TV after listening a couple times, I urge
you to bring your game next time one burger is not enough for the King. You escape with your life.
a half Cheeseburgers:
Well you are getting there and I guess it was ok going down, but now its coming out the other end and my Kingly
evidence suggests a bit more work. Nobody gets hurt this time…
It's a good effort yet there is something missing, maybe its fries maybe its more songs, maybe its more practice
and a bit more focus.
Two and a Half Cheeseburgers:
The King meets you at the gate shakes your hand and stumbles back to the mansion. You are getting closer but
you aren't quite there yet.
The Kings welcomes you to have some beers at his favorite bar but ducks out after a few rounds. He likes you
but he knows you have more work ahead of you.
Three and a half Cheeseburgers:
The king has you over to kick back some cheap wine on his front lawn just before he slinks off and calls it
a night after releasing the hounds. You are through the gate but not in the circle yet but you are almost there.
He invites you over to the mansion and sets you up with some 50-year-old cognac and plays some songs with
ya. You got the flavor, you got the Flavor!
Four and a Half Cheeseburgers:
He has you over and lets you shoot his gun and drive one of His Cadillac's, you are on the in now baby.
He buys you a fucking Cadillac welcome to the big time brother.